Rooster — “The Loud Expert”
Outspoken, opinionated, and deeply informed, the Loud Expert knows every bar comparison and isn’t afraid to say it. Knowledge is power, but talking can outpace pouring. This year challenges you to listen as much as you lead, turning authority into influence.
Birth years: 2005, 1993, 1981, 1969, 1957
Dog — “The Team Player”
Loyal and deeply committed, the Team Player supports coworkers, respects guests, and stays until the doors close. Responsibility often outweighs recognition. This year brings renewed trust and stability, but growth comes from sharing the load instead of carrying it silently.
Birth years: 2006, 1994, 1982, 1970, 1958
Pig — “The After-Shift Legend”
Warm, generous, and social, the After-Shift Legend defines bar culture long after last call. Pleasure comes easily, discipline less so. This year leans heavily into enjoyment, but success depends on recovery, rest, and moderation to keep the good times sustainable.
Birth years: 2007, 1995, 1983, 1971, 1959
Every bar needs all twelve. Leaders push momentum, observers protect standards, artists define identity, and chaos engines somehow save the night. The Chinese Zodiac of Bartenders isn’t about labels—it’s about recognizing patterns that shape service, teamwork, and survival behind the bar.
